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"MtrRider Just Wants Doritos" (MtrRider) 10/21/2013 at 03:40 • Filed to: None

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IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 10/21/2013 at 03:42

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Has there ever been so much douchebag concentrated in one place?

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PS9 > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 10/21/2013 at 03:45

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Tragically, all but one of the attendees were killed during the first and last global Ferrari convention. The State of Italy had deemed it too dangerous to have more than 5 Ferraris concentrated at the same location. They've also submitted their law as a treaty to the U.N., which is expected to be ratified immediately after the event, which observers describe as 'Pompeii, Part II'.

"We should have known..." Laments the only survivor. "We just wanted to be arrogant and foolish. We're at the top of the world, but that doesn't make us gods. We should have known. Honestly...and this hurts to say...but considering what we knew, we deserved what we got."

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK 10/21/2013 at 03:46

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At least most Ferrari owners do their jobs.

IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 10/21/2013 at 03:50

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Spending the money they inherited on highly depreciable assets does seem like very hard work.

PS9 > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 10/21/2013 at 03:59

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Some Ferrari owners should be unemployed. Just sayin'

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > PS9 10/21/2013 at 04:03

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At least it's fenced off where it can't hurt anyone.

IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > PS9 10/21/2013 at 04:05

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Some Ferrari owners should be murdered by the proletariat. Just sayin'

Fixed that for you.

Cherry_man1 > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 10/21/2013 at 08:18

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O.o are they trying to raise satan?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9 10/21/2013 at 08:30

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"However, we plan to have an even larger meeting next year."